this right here is my favorite line in the entire fucking show
nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI
I had to laugh at this glitch.
you probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin’.
1. What name do you give your Boss? I just refer to her as The Boss. I never think of a name.
2. What is your favorite headcanon about the Boss? She should always be a woman. I can never see The Boss as a guy. She’s definitely bi, as well.
3. What’s, in your opinion, the best game in the series. I’m torn. I’ve never played 1 or 2 (I know, I’m one of those guys…) so I’d have to say 3 or 4. I like The Third for it’s craziness, but 4 is probably better due to storylines, emotion and options. I miss the sun, though.
4. Favorite vehicle Attrazione (or something?). Awesome car.
5. Favorite hideout Definitely the Penthouse on The Third
6. We all have a favorite method of killing—what weapon can’t you live without? My fav method of killing is doing a DDT or clothesline on someone, but favourite weapon is a pistol with explosive bullets.
7. Who’s your favorite Homie? Shaundi.
8. Pick a favorite villain. Probs Killbane.
9. Lets get real, who do you ship the Boss with. Shaundi. It just seems right. Or Gat.
10. Favorite NPC ship Kinzie and Oleg. Intellectuals, y’see.
11. In Saints Row: The Third which ending did you choose? I’ve played it a few times, so I’ve seen both. I saved Shaundi the first time, although I preferred chasing Killbane.
12. Describe your Boss in three sentences; She’s hot. She tends to dress provocatively/revealingly. She kicks ass, brah.
13. What’s your jam? Favorite song featured in the games? I NEED A HERO!
14. Describe in detail the Boss’s relationship with your favorite NPC. Describe in details? Hmm. I assume they have a fractured relationship as Shaundi is fairly feisty. Well, angry Shaundi is. Lot of angry lovin’ I guess!
15. Describe in detail the Boss’s relationship with your least favorite NPC. Asha; I can’t imagine them ever having a relationship. She’s dull.
16. Name a ship you absolutely fucking hate All the Matt Miller stuff annoys me a bit. I don’t get the attraction.
17. Saddest character death? I hate Gat’s death in The Third. Was so happy to discover he didn’t actually die.
18. Do you have a headcanon about Johnny Gat? I bet he’s into stuff you wouldn’t expect. Like Olympic gymnastics or opera.
19. Is your Boss a sociopath or simply a misunderstood puckish rogue? I try and dress her a bit punky at times (if not slutty) so I guess a rogue. Although stuff she does is psychotic.
My favorite parts of the whole series are the singalongs with Pierce.
I just can’t bring myself to play as a male Boss. It just doesn’t make sense to me, i’ve no idea why. Always has to be a stupidly dressed female. I secretly ship her with Pierce
put it on my tombstone